[00:00.54]Lisa:Mom, Bart and I have been talking.
[00:03.27]Marge:You have? That's so nice.
[00:05.85]Bart:What Lisa's trying to say is there's a new kid's barbershop in the mall and we'd like to start going there.
[00:13.28]Marge:A kids' barbershop? But they don't have my templates.
[00:16.49]Lisa:Yeah, the templates had a great run, but we'd like our hair to look like...um...people hair.
[00:22.23]Marge:Oh, I see. Well, good luck getting to your precious mall barber, 'cause I'm not driving you.
[00:28.00]Homer:Kids, wanna go to the mall? They're baking fresh Cinnabons, which means they're throwing out the old ones!
[00:33.80]Bart and Lisa:YAAAAY!
[00:35.19]Marge:Oh, I guess I'll just cut my own hair.
[00:38.92]Baha Men:Who wants a haircut?
[00:40.20]Hoo! Hoo! Hoo Hoo! Hoo!
[00:41.94]Who wants a haircut?
[00:43.67]Hoo! Hoo! Hoo Hoo! Hoo!
[00:45.68]Who wants a haircut?
[00:47.41]Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!
[00:49.99]Barber:Which side do you want your part on?
[00:51.90]Bart:Left! Right! Stab stab stab!
[00:53.87]Barber:You're the boss.
[00:54.94]Bart:What the hell? WOAH!
[00:57.14]Lisa:Oh, Bart, you look worse that Aunt Patty in the morning!
[01:02.18]And there ain't nothing looks worse than Aunt Patty in the morning!