[00:02.85]Bart:Dad, taking the family to opening night is the nicest thing you've ever done for us.
[00:07.00]Homer:Or will ever do.
[00:08.97]Lisa:I can't wait to see this reimagining of Itchy & Scratchy by avant-garde director Julianna Crelmner.
[00:15.48]Homer:Hey, it says here the "book" was written by Tom Stoppard. This isn't a book! It's a play! Book.
[00:31.42]African Man:Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamishtanaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, kimanee sayfaloooooooooooooor...
[00:38.32]Old Cat:All hail the king of the cats.
[00:40.25]Cast:Sayfalooooooor, sayfaloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooor...
[00:52.40]Marge:They're coming down the aisles!
[00:53.74]What if they want to interact with me? Looking through my purse, looking through my purse, keep walking, monkey!
[01:00.90]Bart:Don't worry, Mom, they all pass by.
[01:03.34]Marge: Oh thank God.
[01:13.21]Cast:Itchy-Scratchy, Itchy-Itchy-Scratchy,
[01:15.88]Itchy-Scratchy, Itchy-Itchy-Scratchy,
[01:18.30]Singing Cat:From the day you were born in the alley,
[01:23.35]To the day you were hit by a car,
[01:29.79]There's cream to drink and mice to eat
[01:35.29]And great big balls of yarn.
[01:40.63]It's the circle,
[01:45.19]The circle of—
[01:47.57]Itchy:KNIFE!
[01:55.51]Lisa:I love the use of streamers as blood. It robs the violence of its power.
[02:00.22]Bart:Woo-hoo! I'm drenched in "blood"!
[02:09.49]Scratchy:I don't know why I trust him.
[02:15.52]I guess some cats just never learn.
[02:21.31]Itchy:I feel so good when I have crushed him,
[02:27.47]Or left him mangled, maimed and burned.
[02:32.43]Both:I suppose it's symbiotic,
[02:35.77]And perhaps a bit erotic.
[02:38.79]Scratchy:'Cause pain is my narcotic.
[02:41.78]Itchy:You really liked it?
[02:43.15]Scratchy:Yes, I loved it.
[02:44.95]Both:And that's why we're always
[02:50.81]Itchy:Fighting...
[02:51.73]Scratchy:And biting...
[02:53.46]Itchy:And dynamite igniting!
[03:03.22]Homer:Hey, check it out! I'm Scratcher or somethin'.
[03:09.65]Cast:It's the circle,
[03:14.25]The circle of knife!
[03:21.16]It's the circle,
[03:25.62]The circle of knife!