[00:00.00] 作曲 : Ricky Gervais
[00:00.19] 作词 : Ricky Gervais
[00:00.59]Charles:So, you see, we have the whole house to ourselves. Ooh, who left this here?
[00:08.30]Did I tell you I'm a bit of a songwriter? Words and music, hold the applause.
[00:11.94]I wrote this song for a woman. You.
[00:15.40]Marge:Hmmm, what an odd thing for a man who's not interested in me to do.
[00:18.73]Charles:Yes, not interested. Let me just breathe your scent for a moment before I play.
[00:31.45]Lady, when you came to me,
[00:34.29]I was feeling blue.
[00:37.20]Blue just like your hair you see,
[00:40.11]Blue just like the moon.
[00:43.60]But only when the moon is blue
[00:46.60]And not when it is cream,
[00:48.99]And now that you are here with me,
[00:51.93]I am in a dream.
[00:54.57]Oh yeah, Marge, your dreams can come true.
[00:59.38]Lady, when you go away,
[01:02.15]I feel like I could die.
[01:05.60]Not like "dye" like your hair is dyed,
[01:07.99]But die like Lady Di.
[01:10.93]And not like "Di" like her name is "Di,"
[01:13.84]But die like when she died.
[01:20.89]But, lady, just like Lady Di,
[01:23.84]Be my princess tonight.
[01:26.20]Don't die, noooo...
[01:30.75]Marge:That song was very nice. How'd you think up so many rhyming words?