[00:00.00]Homer:Boy, the way the Bee Gees played...
[00:03.96]Marge:Movies John Travolta made...
[00:07.24]Homer:Guessing how much Elvis weighed...
[00:10.56]Homer and Marge:Those were the days.
[00:13.24]Marge:And you know where you WEEEEEEEEERE then!!!
[00:17.15]Homer:Watching shows like Gentle Ben.
[00:20.48]Homer and Marge:Mister, we could use a man like Sheriff Lobo again!
[00:26.13]Homer:"Disco Duck" and Fleetwood Mac...
[00:29.13]Marge:Coming out of my 8-track...
[00:32.48]Homer and Marge:Michael Jackson still was black.
[00:37.66]Those were the daaaaaaaaaaaaays!
[00:46.63]Announcer:The Simpsons is filmed in front of a live studio audience.
[00:50.66]Homer:Hey, there, meathead, whatta you watchin'?
[00:52.68]Bart:Oh, I thought I'd check out the Warner Brothers network.
[00:55.24]Frog:We're proud to present
[00:56.96]On the WB
[00:58.54]Another bad show
[00:59.77]That no one will see.
[01:02.51]I need a drink.