[00:04.14]Clint Eastwood and Lee Van Cleef:Gonna paint our wagon,
[00:06.14]Gonna paint it good,
[00:08.40]We ain't braggin',
[00:09.87]We're gonna coat that wood.
[00:12.13]Cast:They're gonna paint that wagon,
[00:13.89]They're gonna paint it good,
[00:15.95]They ain't braggin',
[00:17.74]They're gonna coat that wood.
[00:31.91]Lee Marvin:Gonna paint your wagon,
[00:33.92]Gonna paint it fine,
[00:35.84]Gonna use oil-based paint
[00:37.84]'Cause the wood is pine
[00:39.72]Cast:Ponderosa Pine, ooo-ooo..
[01:02.69]Homer:Oh, why did they have to screw up a perfectly
[01:05.10]serviceable wagon story with all that fruity singing?
[01:08.14]Marge:I thought it was toe-tappin' fun.
[01:09.96]Homer:Singing is the lowest form of communication.
[01:13.46]Marge:Homer, you sing all the time.
[01:15.39]Homer:No, I don't. I hate to rhyme.
[01:17.47]Lisa:You like musicals, don't you, Dad?
[01:19.90]Homer:No, I don't. I think they're bad.
[01:22.49]They're fake and phony
[01:23.86]And totally wrong.
[01:25.27]Bart:Wake up, Dad,
[01:26.97]You're singing a song!
[01:29.31]Homer:I wouldn't! I couldn't!
[01:30.71]I hate that stuff!
[01:32.15]Marge:Now, Homer, listen,
[01:33.61]I've had enough.
[01:35.18]In our family videos,
[01:37.40]We have plainly seen
[01:38.47]You're a singing dancing
[01:40.63]Entertainment machine!