[00:01.43]Homer:My friends, stop!!
[00:04.81]Homer:Sure, we could tear this house down...
[00:08.94]NO!! MY FRIENDS, STOP!!!! Lemme finish. We could tear it down, but we'd be tearing down a part of ourselves.
[00:20.52]The Song:You could close down Moe's,
[00:22.90]Or the Kwik-E-Mart,
[00:25.25]And nobody would care,
[00:29.19]But the heart and soul
[00:31.74]Of Springfield's in
[00:33.93]Our Maison Derriere
[00:44.17]Belle:We're the sauce on your steak,
[00:46.32]We're the cheese in your cake,
[00:48.68]We put the "Spring" in Springfield
[00:52.57]Dancing Girl 1:We're the lace on the nightgown,
[00:54.30]Dancing Girl 2:The point after touchdown,
[00:56.99]Belle and Dancing Girls:Yes, we put the "Spring" in Springfield
[01:00.84]Belle:We're that little extra spice
[01:03.33]That makes existence extra nice,
[01:05.39]A giddy little thrill
[01:07.19]At a reasonable price
[01:09.58]Reverend Lovejoy:Our only major quarrel's
[01:11.37]With your total lack of morals
[01:13.79]Dancing Girl 3:Our skimpy costumes ain't so bad,
[01:15.77]Dancing Girl 4:They seem to entertain your dad
[01:22.36]Belle and Dancing Girls:The gin in your martini,
[01:24.00]The clams on your linguine,
[01:26.18]Yes we keep the
[01:27.91]In Springfield
[01:30.50]Chief Wiggum, Krusty, and Seymour Skinner:We remember our first visit,
[01:32.39]Mayor Quimby:The service was exquisite
[01:34.52]Martha Quimby:(talking) Why Joseph, I had no idea!
[01:36.74]Mayor Quimby:(talking) Come on now, you were working here!
[01:38.87]Grampa and Jasper:Without it we'd have had no fun
[01:40.97]Since March of 1961
[01:42.93]Bart:To shut it down now would be twisted,
[01:45.10]Jimbo, Dolph, and Kearney:We just heard this place existed
[01:54.78]Dancing Girls:We're the highlights in your hairdo,
[01:57.42]Apu:The extra arms on Vishnu,
[01:59.64]Dancing Girls:So don't take the
[02:03.77]Mob:We won't take the
[02:08.37]Everyone:Yes, let's keep the
[02:12.52]In Springfield
[02:23.33]Flanders:Well, I'm convinced. The house stays!