Homer:My friends, stop!!
Homer:Sure, we could tear this house down...
NO!! MY FRIENDS, STOP!!!! Lemme finish. We could tear it down, but we'd be tearing down a part of ourselves.
The Song:You could close down Moe's,
Or the Kwik-E-Mart,
And nobody would care,
But the heart and soul
Of Springfield's in
Our Maison Derriere
Belle:We're the sauce on your steak,
We're the cheese in your cake,
We put the "Spring" in Springfield
Dancing Girl 1:We're the lace on the nightgown,
Dancing Girl 2:The point after touchdown,
Belle and Dancing Girls:Yes, we put the "Spring" in Springfield
Belle:We're that little extra spice
That makes existence extra nice,
A giddy little thrill
At a reasonable price
Reverend Lovejoy:Our only major quarrel's
With your total lack of morals
Dancing Girl 3:Our skimpy costumes ain't so bad,
Dancing Girl 4:They seem to entertain your dad
Belle and Dancing Girls:The gin in your martini,
The clams on your linguine,
Yes we keep the
In Springfield
Chief Wiggum, Krusty, and Seymour Skinner:We remember our first visit,
Mayor Quimby:The service was exquisite
Martha Quimby:(talking) Why Joseph, I had no idea!
Mayor Quimby:(talking) Come on now, you were working here!
Grampa and Jasper:Without it we'd have had no fun
Since March of 1961
Bart:To shut it down now would be twisted,
Jimbo, Dolph, and Kearney:We just heard this place existed
Dancing Girls:We're the highlights in your hairdo,
Apu:The extra arms on Vishnu,
Dancing Girls:So don't take the
Mob:We won't take the
Everyone:Yes, let's keep the
In Springfield
Flanders:Well, I'm convinced. The house stays!