[00:00.73]Lisa:We have our own suggestions for the new nanny. Would you like to hear them?
[00:04.50]Homer:You have my undivided attention.
[00:18.69]Marge:Well, I'd like to hear your suggestions.
[00:19.74]Lisa:(to Bart) Maestro, if you please.
[00:22.99]Lisa (cont'd):If you wish to be our sitter,
[00:27.50]Please be sweet and never bitter,
[00:31.15]Help us with math and book reports.
[00:35.15]Bart:Might I add: "Eat my shorts".
[00:38.84]Lisa:Bart!
[00:40.60]Bart:Just cuttin' through the treacle.
[00:41.57]Lisa:If Maggie's fussy, don't avoid her.
[00:45.87]Bart:Let me get away with moider.
[00:49.44]Lisa:Teach us songs and magic tricks.
[00:53.53]Homer:Might I add: no fat chicks.
[00:57.27]Marge:Homer!
[00:59.62]Lisa:The nanny we want
[01:01.64]Is kindly and sage.
[01:03.71]Homer:And one who will work
[01:05.93]For minimum wage.
[01:09.64]Lisa:Hurry, nanny,
[01:11.82]Things are grim.
[01:14.32]Grampa:I'll do it!
[01:15.69]Bart and Lisa:Anyone but him!