Lisa:We have our own suggestions for the new nanny. Would you like to hear them?
Homer:You have my undivided attention.
Marge:Well, I'd like to hear your suggestions.
Lisa:(to Bart) Maestro, if you please.
Lisa (cont'd):If you wish to be our sitter,
Please be sweet and never bitter,
Help us with math and book reports.
Bart:Might I add: "Eat my shorts".
Lisa:Bart!
Bart:Just cuttin' through the treacle.
Lisa:If Maggie's fussy, don't avoid her.
Bart:Let me get away with moider.
Lisa:Teach us songs and magic tricks.
Homer:Might I add: no fat chicks.
Marge:Homer!
Lisa:The nanny we want
Is kindly and sage.
Homer:And one who will work
For minimum wage.
Lisa:Hurry, nanny,
Things are grim.
Grampa:I'll do it!
Bart and Lisa:Anyone but him!