[00:00.50]Shary Bobbins:It's eight o'clock, children. Time for bed.
[00:02.27]Lisa:But we're not sleepy.
[00:03.48]Bart:Sing us a song, Shary Bobbins.
[00:05.25]Lisa:Yes, sing us a song!
[00:06.83]Shary Bobbins:I've been singing you songs all day, I'm not a bloody jukebox! Oh, all right.
[00:19.31]In front of a tavern,
[00:23.84]Flat on his face,
[00:27.35]A boozehound named Barney
[00:30.64]Is pleading his case.
[00:37.81]Barney:Buy me a beer,
[00:41.60]Two bucks a glass.
[00:45.16]Come on, help me,
[00:48.32]I'm freezing my ass!
[00:52.32]Buy me brandy,
[00:55.22]A snifter of wine.
[00:59.54]Who am I kidding?
[01:03.38]I'll drink turpentine.
[01:09.99]Moe:Move it, ya drunk,
[01:13.31]Or I'll blast your rear end!
[01:17.18]Barney:I've found two bucks.
[01:20.10]Moe:Then come in, my friend.
[01:27.19]Shary Bobbins:And so, let us leave,
[01:31.70]On this heartwarming scene.
[01:35.98]Bart:Can I be a boozehound?
[01:41.49]Homer:Not till you're fifteen.