[00:00.00]Announcer:Live from Springfield Penitentiary's fabulous big open area in cell block D, it's the Krusty the Clown Prison Special!
[00:13.14]Krusty:I slugged some jerk in Tahoe,
[00:15.20]They gave me one to three.
[00:17.45]My high-priced lawyer sprung me
[00:19.31]On a technicality.
[00:21.47]I'm just visitin' Springfield Prison,
[00:24.52]I get to sleep at home tonight.
[00:30.47]Hey, hey, I kid! I kid 'cause I love! I tell ya, the best folk in the world are prison folk!
[00:39.81]Bart:Man, those cons love Krusty. Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy.
[00:45.90]Lisa:And vice versa.