[00:02.24]Smithers:Here are several fine young men who I'm sure are gonna go far.
[00:05.52]Ladies and gentlemen, the Ramones.
[00:08.30]Mr. Burns:My, these minstrels will soothe my jangled nerves.
[00:12.10]Joey Ramone:I'd just like to say this gig sucks!
[00:14.49]Johnny Ramone:Hey, up yours, Springfield!
[00:16.34]Joey Ramone:One two three four!
[00:22.25]The Ramones:Happy birthday to you! (Happy birthday!)
[00:24.74]Happy birthday TO YOU!! (Happy birthday!)
[00:27.80]Happy birthday, Burnsie!
[00:29.61]Happy birthday TO YOU!!!
[00:32.73]C. J. Ramone:Go to Hell, you old bastard!
[00:35.55]Marky Ramone:Hey, I think they liked us.
[00:37.32]Mr. Burns:Have the Rolling Stones killed.
[00:39.00]Smithers:Uh, sir, those aren't—
[00:40.50]Mr. Burns:Do as I say!