Itchy:Look, Scratchy, it's our new friend, Poochie!
Scratchy:What's that name again? I forgot.
Poochie:The name's Poochie D
And I rock the telly.
I'm half-Joe Camel
And a third Fonzarelli.
I'm the kung fu hippie
From Gangsta City.
I'm a rappin' surfer,
You're the fool I pity.
Scratchy:Ooh, Poochie is one outrageous dude.
Itchy:He's totally in my face.