Singers:Without a Mayor Quimby, our town would really stink.
We wouldn't have a tire yard or a mid-sized roller rink.
Women:We wouldn't have our gallows, or our shiny Bigfoot trap.
Men:It's not the mayor's fault...
Singers:That the stadium collapsed!
Announcer 1:Quimby: If you were running for mayor, he'd vote for you.
Announcer 2:Paid for by the Mayor Quimby for Mayor Mayoral Committee.