(Hank, Jr.) Can you name the truck with four wheel drive,
Smells like a steak, and seats thirty five?
Canyonero!
Canyonero!
Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down,
It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown,
Canyonero!
Canyonero!
12 yards long, 2 lanes wide, 65 tons of American pride!
Canyonero!
Canyonero!
Top of the line in utility sports,
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!
Canyonero!
Canyonero!
She blinds everybody with her super high beams,
She's a squirrel-squashin', deer-smackin' drivin' machine,
Canyonero!
Canyonero!
Canyonero!
Whoa,
Canyonero!