[00:00.51]Scorpio! [00:02.97]He'll sting you with his dreams of power and wealth. [00:06.31]Beware of Scorpio! [00:08.58]His twisted twin obsessions are his plot to rule the world [00:11.61]And his employees' health. [00:13.86]He'll welcome you into his lair [00:16.16]Like the nobleman welcomes his guest [00:19.63]With free dental care and a stock plan that helps you invest! [00:25.92]But beware of his generous pensions [00:28.95]Plus three weeks paid vacation each year [00:32.20]And on Fridays, the lunchroom serves hot dogs and burgers and beer! [00:37.34]He loves German beer!