[00:01.15]Counselor:All right, you balls of pan drippings!
[00:02.99]I wanna see Crisco coming outta those pores!
[00:05.62]We're not leaving until this Christmas HAM gives me a pull-up!
[00:13.44]Campers:Hail to thee, Kamp Krusty,
[00:16.34]By the shores of Big Snake Lake.
[00:20.83]Though your swings are rusty,
[00:24.86]We know they'll never break.
[00:28.50]Kearney:LOUDER! FASTER!
[00:28.96]Campers:From your gleaming mess hall
[00:31.81]To your hallowed baseball field
[00:35.12]To your spic 'n' spam infirmary
[00:38.71]Where all our wounds are healed.
[00:41.99]Hail to thee, Kamp Krusty,
[00:45.30]Below Mt. Avalanche.
[00:49.70]We will always love Kamp Krusty...
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