Singers:Some folk'll never eat a skunk,
But then again, some folk'll
Like Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel!
Cletus:Hey, what's goin' on on this side?
Hey, Brandine! You might could wear these to yer job interview.
Brandine:An' scuff up the topless dancin' runway?! Naw! Yeh best bring 'em back where from y'got 'em!
Cletus:Uh-kay. Back you go to wait for a woman wid less discriminatin' taste.
Singers:Most folk'll never lose a toe,
But then again, some folk'll
Like Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel!
Cletus:Hey, y'know what? I could call my Maw while I'm up here. Hey, Maw! Git off the dang roof!!