[00:00.53]Hold on to your pitchforks everybody
[00:02.57]It's time again for
[00:04.23]YAHOO!
[00:07.00]Starring in alphabetical order
[00:08.60]Yodelin Zeke
[00:09.98]Butterball Jackson
[00:11.39]Reddaboyin Yuma
[00:12.70]Cloris Mozan
[00:14.16]Big Shirtless Ron
[00:15.98]Worvelin' Hurley
[00:17.25]Gaffey May
[00:18.47]Hip Didler
[00:19.84]Rudy
[00:20.84]The Ya-hoo Recovering Alcoholic Jug Band
[00:23.60]And tonight in her sindicated TV debut
[00:26.44]Lurlene!