[00:00.44]Seymour Skinner:Good evening, everyone, and welcome to a wonderful evening of theater and picking up after yourselves.
[00:08.13]We begin with a tribute to our lesser-known Presidents.
[00:15.53]Children:We are the mediocre Presidents.
[00:18.40]You won't find our faces on dollars or on cents.
[00:22.23]There's Taylor, there's Tyler, there's Fillmore and there's Hayes,
[00:25.62]There's William Henry Harrison.
[00:27.46]Harrison:I died in thirty days!
[00:29.80]Children:We...
[00:29.89]Are...
[00:30.55]The...
[00:31.30]Adequate, forgettable,
[00:34.12]Occasionally regrettable
[00:37.13]Caretaker Presidents of the U.S.A.!