[00:03.50]Apu:Hello, baby. It is Apu to whom you are speaking.
[00:08.64]What's that, baby?
[00:09.64]You are proposing we have a cookout at the beach then tear a page from the
[00:12.54]Kamma Sutra 'til the sun rises over the Eastern Sea?
[00:15.95]Sorry, baby. That's impossible. I run a convenience store, and baby, you know what that's like.
[00:23.25]Got to sell the road maps,
[00:24.65]Got to move the twelve packs.
[00:26.50]I'm printing out the tickets for the lottery.
[00:30.27]Move out all the Trail Mix.
[00:32.60]Make room for the beef sticks!
[00:33.96]Informing all the punks: "This is not a library!"
[00:36.85]Hey! Yes, we have some string cheese!
[00:39.55]I'll have to check those ID's!
[00:41.37]We're running out of Half-n-Half and Sweet 'n' Low! Oh!
[00:45.80]Would you like some jerky?
[00:46.95]It comes in beek or turkey!
[00:48.92]You see what I am up to baby; I can't go!
[00:52.24]I'm working
[00:52.65]Apu and Back-Up Singers:Twenty-four hours a day!
[00:56.25]That don't leave no time left to play!
[00:59.60]We're open twenty-four hours a day!
[01:03.37]That don't leave no time left to play!
[01:06.33]Apu:No! No! No!
[01:07.61]Hey, if I deserted my post, who would be refilling the jalepeno receptor? You? I don't think so.
[01:14.70]I make coffee for the riff-raff:
[01:16.69]Regular and decaf;
[01:18.59]8 ounce, 12 ounce, 20 ounce.
[01:20.44]One for the road, sir?
[01:22.35]Heat-lamp dogs and Cheetos,
[01:24.20]Microwave burritos!
[01:26.60]Obey the printed warning, or it's sure to explode!
[01:29.73]I sit out front the magazines
[01:31.47]In which the subject matter's clean,
[01:33.48]Behind the counter, the adult variety!
[01:36.56]Apu:Heh! It won't help to make a fuss,
[01:38.96]I do not make change for the bus.
[01:40.85]To use the restroom, you must be an employee!
[01:44.16]I'm working
[01:44.62]Apu and Back-Up Singers:Twenty-four hours a day!
[01:48.14]That don't leave no time left to play!
[01:51.64]We're open twenty-four hours a day!
[01:55.51]That don't leave no time left to play!
[01:58.20]Apu:No! No! No!
[01:59.48]Apu and Back-Up Singers:Twenty-four hours a day!
[02:03.20]That don't leave no time left to play!
[02:05.52]Apu:No, it don't.
[02:06.95]Apu and Back-Up Singers:Twenty-four hours a day-ay!
[02:10.57]That don't leave no time left to play!
[02:13.25]Apu:No! No! No! Yes! Yes! No!
[02:21.44]I came to this country
[02:24.70]From a far away subcontinent
[02:27.79]With dreams to make a fortune
[02:31.26]In the movie industry!
[02:34.83]But instead, I'm making Squishees
[02:38.25]In a checkered dress.
[02:40.31]Oh, how I wish the camera on the ceiling
[02:45.50]Wasn't just there for security!
[02:54.25]Oh, oh! Alright, I feel much better now! I felt a little sad there; now I'm very happy again.
[03:06.82]Oh. Oh, this is good. Yes, I like this, this is my favorite part of the song!
[03:11.61]Yes, my great-aunt Pirani used to dance to this.
[03:16.12]She used to work it on out. This is very funky part now.
[03:24.77]I'm working.
[03:25.14]Apu & Back-Up Singers:Twenty-four hours a day!
[03:28.45]That don't leave no time left to play!
[03:31.98]We're open twenty-four hours a day!
[03:35.87]That don't leave no time left to play!
[03:38.72]Apu:No! No! No! No! No! No!
[03:41.25]Hello, steady customer!
[03:42.72]Okay, let's see...that's..one packet of potency vitamins,
[03:45.93]three tins of smokeless tobacco and one box of honey-glazed popcorn clusters.
[03:50.55]That'll be...nothing because you're carrying a gun!
[03:54.13]Oh, here we go again. Please, sir, I ask that if you tie me up, you use the nylon rope;
[03:59.12]it feels so much softer against my skin than the other kind.
[04:02.10]Yes, you'll find it in back between the video games and the non-dairy creamer.
[04:05.85]Please, sir, oh, thank you very much.
[04:08.80]Okay, have a nice day! Come again!