[00:29.91]Back-Up Singers:I just can't help myself!
[00:32.14]I just can't help myself!
[00:34.41]I just can't help myself!
[00:36.57]I just can't help myself!
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[00:48.17]Bart:There I go, here I go, where I go, I don't know.
[00:50.47]I just can't help myself, so
[00:53.00]Why do I do what I do when I do?
[00:55.10]Well I can say so or I just don't know.
[00:57.59]Boys will be boys is what I usually say.
[00:59.66]That's the how and the why, that I act this way.
[01:01.92]That's the end of the line, I run out of rhyme
[01:04.41]That ain't a crime, so it's milk it out time!
[01:06.56]Let's do, I know it's some cosmic force
[01:09.17]Cause in my mind, you go,
[01:10.58]Just wait off course
[01:12.60]To another dimension
[01:13.38]Not only of site and sound,
[01:14.71]But of being a clown,
[01:15.89]Or an alley cat, or a dirty rat,
[01:18.80]Or a loud mouth brat!
[01:19.27]Well, I am all that!
[01:20.61]So if you ask me, why
[01:22.10]I'm always in such a mess,
[01:22.81]Well, ha, I just can't help myself!
[01:25.43]Back-Up Singers:Can't help it,
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[01:53.60]Lisa:A very great lady once said it right,
[01:55.34]A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bike.
[01:57.42]Ha-ha! There I go again, Sister Know-It-All.
[01:59.69]No friends at all, 'cause I make them crawl.
[02:02.31]I can help showing off, all that I know,
[02:04.41]All the whats I can do, all the wheres I can go.
[02:06.90]I know, it's makes the family very uptight
[02:09.19]I know, it isn't right, but I do it every night.
[02:11.48]I'm probably don't belong here,
[02:12.75]I'm certainly were wrong here.
[02:13.90]Every night I have a dream, more like a nightmare.
[02:15.98]I see myself being born, Mom and Dad are there,
[02:18.31]But it's not Marge and it's not Homer.
[02:20.81]Switched in a cradle, no wonder I'm a goner,
[02:23.12]I feel like a book, that's on the wrong shelf,
[02:25.42]I know, I shouldn't think it, but
[02:27.73]I just can't help myself!
[02:29.96]Back-Up Singers:Can't help it,
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[03:07.40]Homer:Hey, you know, I kinda like this thing!
[03:09.31]It's sorta like music, but you don't have to sing
[03:11.55]You got none of the work, and all of the fun
[03:13.91]Like a low cal donut or a fat free bun
[03:16.80]By the way, that's reminds me, how about a snack
[03:18.63]Just a small sandwich or a cold six-pack
[03:20.90]A big pack of pork rinds that couldn't' hurt
[03:23.25]A cake for dessert will keep my mind alert
[03:25.37]Oh, it takes a lot of energy to do this rap
[03:27.80]I feel kinda sleepy, better take a nap
[03:30.11]Not too long a nap, two hours, that's a winner
[03:32.49]I wouldn't wanna sleep to a a roast beef dinner,
[03:35.11]Roast beef with gravy and potatoes
[03:37.50]Hot rolls and butter
[03:38.23]Lettuce and tomatoes
[03:39.43]I know, I shouldn't eat it
[03:40.52]I got to keep my health
[03:41.71]But what the hey,can't help myself
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