Back-Up Singers:I just can't help myself!
I just can't help myself!
I just can't help myself!
I just can't help myself!
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Bart:There I go, here I go, where I go, I don't know.
I just can't help myself, so
Why do I do what I do when I do?
Well I can say so or I just don't know.
Boys will be boys is what I usually say.
That's the how and the why, that I act this way.
That's the end of the line, I run out of rhyme
That ain't a crime, so it's milk it out time!
Let's do, I know it's some cosmic force
Cause in my mind, you go,
Just wait off course
To another dimension
Not only of site and sound,
But of being a clown,
Or an alley cat, or a dirty rat,
Or a loud mouth brat!
Well, I am all that!
So if you ask me, why
I'm always in such a mess,
Well, ha, I just can't help myself!
Back-Up Singers:Can't help it,
I just can't help myself
Can't help it,
I just can't help myself
Can't help it,
I just can't help myself
Can't help it,
I just can't help myself
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Lisa:A very great lady once said it right,
A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bike.
Ha-ha! There I go again, Sister Know-It-All.
No friends at all, 'cause I make them crawl.
I can help showing off, all that I know,
All the whats I can do, all the wheres I can go.
I know, it's makes the family very uptight
I know, it isn't right, but I do it every night.
I'm probably don't belong here,
I'm certainly were wrong here.
Every night I have a dream, more like a nightmare.
I see myself being born, Mom and Dad are there,
But it's not Marge and it's not Homer.
Switched in a cradle, no wonder I'm a goner,
I feel like a book, that's on the wrong shelf,
I know, I shouldn't think it, but
I just can't help myself!
Back-Up Singers:Can't help it,
I just can't help myself
Can't help it,
I just can't help myself
Can't help it,
I just can't help myself
Can't help it,
I just can't help myself
I just can't help myself
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I just can't help myself
I just can't help myself
I just can't help myself
I just can't help myself
I just can't help myself
Homer:Hey, you know, I kinda like this thing!
It's sorta like music, but you don't have to sing
You got none of the work, and all of the fun
Like a low cal donut or a fat free bun
By the way, that's reminds me, how about a snack
Just a small sandwich or a cold six-pack
A big pack of pork rinds that couldn't' hurt
A cake for dessert will keep my mind alert
Oh, it takes a lot of energy to do this rap
I feel kinda sleepy, better take a nap
Not too long a nap, two hours, that's a winner
I wouldn't wanna sleep to a a roast beef dinner,
Roast beef with gravy and potatoes
Hot rolls and butter
Lettuce and tomatoes
I know, I shouldn't eat it
I got to keep my health
But what the hey,can't help myself
Back-Up Singers:Can't help it,
I just can't help myself
Can't help it,
I just can't help myself
Can't help it,
I just can't help myself
Can't help it,
I just can't help myself
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I just can't help myself(Go! Go! Go! Go!)
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