Lisa:Hey, what are you hiding
Under that funny hair?
I know the lights are on,
But there's nobody there.
I need a new life.
I need a new next of kin.
So, I've got news for you.
Brother, I'm trading you in...
Lisa and Back-Up Singers:For anyone else in the world I'd rather have than you.
Anyone else in the whole wide world would do.
Lisa:Somebody who'd be a friend in me,
Somebody who would care about me.
Lisa and Back-Up Singers:Anyone else in the whole wide world would do.
Bart:Hey, Little Miss Perfect,
Who made you the queen?
Who said it was cool
To be so squeaky clean?
Aw, man.
I need a playmate,
Someone who knows how to have some fun.
So I've got news for you,
Sister, your time has come.
Your time has come!
Bart and Back-Up Singers:Anyone else in the world I'd rather have than you.
Anyone else in the whole wide world would do.
Bart:Somebody who's got a radical mind,
Over the edge and way out of line.
Bart and Back-Up Singers:Anyone else in the whole wide world would do.
Lisa:Gonna trade you in.
Hmmmmmm, yeah.
I'm gonna trade you in.
You know you're too much to take,
You're completely deranged.
I'd sell you for a dime
And give nine cents change.
Bart:I wouldn't take any money.
That's a losing bet.
I'd trade you in
For anyone I could get.
Lisa:Anything I could get!
Bart:Anytime I could get it!
Lisa:Anywhere I could get it!
Bart, Lisa and Back-Up Singers:Anyone else in the world I'd rather have than you.
Anyone else in the whole wide world would do.
Bart:Somebody who'd be a friend in me.
Lisa:Somebody who would care about me!
Bart, Lisa and Back-Up Singers:Anyone else in the whole wide world...
Anyone else in the world I'd rather have than you.
Anyone else in the whole wide world would do.
Bart:Somebody who'd be a friend in me.
Lisa:Somebody who would care about me!
Bart, Lisa and Back-Up Singers:Anyone else in the whole wide world...
Anyone else in the world I'd rather have than you.