[00:06.57]Apu:You see...
[00:07.53]Whether igloo, hut, or lean-to,
[00:09.82]Or a geodesic dome,
[00:11.86]There's no structure I have been to
[00:13.63]Which I'd rather call my home.
[00:18.38]When I first arrived, you were all such jerks
[00:20.60]But now I've come to loooooooove
[00:23.36]Your quirks.
[00:24.33]Maggie, with her eyes so bright,
[00:26.20]Marge with hair by Frank Lloyd Wright,
[00:28.29]Lisa can philosophize,
[00:30.52]Bart's adept at spinning lies.
[00:32.64]Homer's a delightful fella.
[00:34.73]Sorry 'bout the salmonella.
[00:36.95]Homer:Heh-heh. That's okay.
[00:39.60]Apu:Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?
[00:41.57]Now here's the tricky part,
[00:43.56]Oh, won't you rhyme with me?
[00:48.60]Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?
[00:50.16]Marge:Their floors are sticky-mart!
[00:52.39]Lisa:They make Dad sick-e-mart!
[00:54.54]Bart:Let's hurl a brick-e-mart!
[00:56.74]Homer:The Kwik-E-Mart is real—
[00:58.33]D'oh!
[01:00.30]All:Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?
[01:04.00]Apu:Not meeeeeeeeeee!
[01:05.57]The Simpsons :Forget the Kwik-E-Mart!
[01:07.44]Good-bye to Kwik-E-Mart!
[01:09.62]Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?
[01:12.25]Apu:Not me!
[01:37.57]Apu :Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?
[01:41.35]I dooo
[01:46.75]Homer:Hey, he's not happy at all. He lied to us through song!
[01:51.32]I hate when people do that!