Chief Wiggum:Long before the Superdome,
Where the Saints of football play,
Lived a city that the damned call home.
Hear their hellish roundelay...
Ensemble:New Or-le-ans,
Home of pirates, drunks, and whores,
New Or-le-ans,
Tacky overpriced souvenir stores.
If you want to go to Hell, you should take a trip
To the Sodom and Gomorra on the Mississip.
New Or-le-ans,
Stinky, rotten, vomiting, vile,
New Or-le-ans,
Putrid, brackish, maggoty, foul.
New Or-le-ans,
Crummy, lousy, rancid, and rank,
New Or-le-ans.
Woman:What's the matter, honey, are you lost?
Marge:I'm lookin' for ma sister, Stella.
Ma name is Blanche DuBois.
I thought my life would be a Mardi Gras,
A neverending party...
Ha!
I'm a faded southern dame
Without a dime.
Apu:I'm collecting for The Evening Star.
Marge:Come here, I wanna kiss you just once,
softly and sweetly on your mouth.
Apu:I am just a simple paper boy,
No romance do I seek.
I just wanted forty cents
For my deliveries last week.
Will this bewitching floozy
Seduce this humble newsie?
Oh, what's a paper boy to...do?
Woo-hoo!
Ned Flanders:STELLA!!!
STELLA!!!
Can't you hear me yell-a?
You're puttin' me through Hell-a?
Stella, STELLA!!!!
Marge:Whoever you are, I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
Ensemble:You can always depend on the kindness of strangers
To pluck up your spirits and shield you from dangers.
Marge:Now here's a tip from Blanche you won't regret.
Cast:A stranger's just a friend you haven't met!
You haven't met!
STREETCAR!