[00:01.43]You see three men with a desire to be
[00:05.87]Somebody who's equal, liberated, and free
[00:11.15]We have to fight against biology as well as history
[00:17.47]Let's sing a song to see if you agree
[00:21.47]We men we have Y, a crucial letter
[00:27.11]That is tinier than the tip of a pen
[00:31.58]Imagine how this detail, though small
[00:36.75]Has made a big difference for Barbie and Ken
[00:41.92]It separates a she from a he
[00:45.42]We're more macho than we, really need to be today
[00:52.16]We also have an x of equal importance
[00:57.83]That is part of our sensational plan
[01:02.51]To be strong and silent lovers
[01:06.9]As well as rubber glovers
[01:08.85]It's time to introduce the modern man
[01:13.11]You're a man if you can
[01:16.25]Be strong and be brave, belong in a cave, your a man
[01:23.22]You're a man if you can
[01:26.43]Be wrong and behave like a week and meek and emotional man
[01:33.51]You're a man if you can
[01:36.62]Repair anything that is broken
[01:40.51]A lady's heart an old sedan
[01:43.70]You are more of a man, the less you're a man
[01:49.0]You're a man if you can
[01:53.37]It's not a piece of cake in case you thought so
[01:58.98]But a struggle on many frontiers
[02:03.45]A fight against opinions of the past
[02:08.54]The modern man is busier than he appears
[02:13.72]Our fathers' fathers couldn't care less about the new kind of stress
[02:19.36]We experience right now
[02:23.96]It's not that we complain, about all the changes
[02:29.55]They are widening our emotional span
[02:34.33]We will smell just like a flower
[02:38.4]We won't piss in the shower
[02:40.54]Who wouldn't just love the modern man
[02:44.98]You're a man if you can
[02:48.15]Be strong and be brave, belong in a cave, you're a man
[02:55.20]You're a man if you can
[02:58.39]Be wrong and behave like a week and meek and emotional man
[03:05.46]You're a man if you can
[03:08.47]Be aware of the roles and even change then
[03:12.36]So me be be Jane and she Tarzan
[03:15.70]You are more of a man, the less you're a man
[03:20.67]You're a man if you can
[03:26.16]You wonder when the modern man will prevail
[03:31.31]Right now he is evolving at the speed of a snail
[03:36.33]It's not for you or me to see but for the future to unvail
[03:42.75]The splendor of the tender gernder bender male
[03:47.17]You're a man if you can
[03:50.25]Be strong and be brave, belong in a cave, your a man
[03:57.33]You're a man if you can
[04:00.67]Be wrong and behave like a week and meek and emotional man
[04:07.72]You're a man if you can
[04:10.81]Take care of a hyperdirty diaper
[04:14.65]Before you know what hits the fan
[04:17.60]You are more of a man, the less you're a man
[04:23.8]You're a man if you can