You love me and I love him
 He loves her and she loves you
 That's the way the story goes
 You fool me and I fool him
 He fools her and we fool you
 That's the way the story goes
 
 Last on substitute for life
 
 Husband caught when he kisssed the pretty girl
 Wife just cried Friend just died
 Boss took money took off with secretary
 Cops didn't care got their share
 
 Driver stole some diamonds from millionaire
 Maid got blamed Judge got framed
 Teacher married her long lost Half-Brother
 Twins were nude both were sued
 
 Enter queen of TV screen
 
 You love me and I love him
 He loves her and she loves you
 That's the way the story goes
 You fool me and I fool him
 He fools her and we fool you
 That's the way the story goes
 
 Next on substitute for life
 
 Neighbour has an affair with the son in law
 Daughter is sad Mother is mad
 Gangsters kidnap movie celebrity
 Dog finds track Stranger is back
 
 Doctor finally falls for sexy nurse
 Boy goes gay Girl can't stay
 Athlete leaves his pregnant centerfold
 All get killed you'll get thrilled
 
 Enter queen of TV screen
 
 You love me and I love him
 He loves her and she loves you
 That's the way the story goes
 You fool me and I fool him
 He fools her and we fool you
 That's the way the story goes
 The story everybody knows
 
 Episode one Episode two
 If you have nothing better to do
 Episode three Episode four
 You've just got to see some more
 Episode five Episode six
 Love and hate and dirty tricks
 Episode seven Episode eight
 Don't answer the phone cancel you date
 
 You love me and I love him
 He loves her and she loves you
 That's the way the story goes
 You fool me and I fool him
 He fools her and we fool you
 That's the way the story goes
 That's the way the story goes
 That's the way the story goes
 
 生活的替代品
 
 你爱上了我，我爱上了他
 他爱上了她，但是她爱上了你
 故事就是如此发展
 你期骗了我，我欺骗了他
 他欺骗了她，然后我们欺骗了你们
 故事就是如此发展
 
 持续在生活的替代品中
 
 丈夫在亲吻美女时被捉奸当场
 妻子刚刚哭泣，朋友刚刚去世
 老板卷款携秘书私逃
 警察得到分赃后根本不在乎
 
 电视荧屏女皇进入
 
 你爱上了我，我爱上了他
 他爱上了她，但是她爱上了你
 故事就是如此发展
 你期骗了我，我欺骗了他
 他欺骗了她，然后我们欺骗了你们
 故事就是如此发展
 
 生命的替代品即将上演
 
 邻居同女婿发生婚外情
 女儿伤心于母亲的疯狂
 黑帮绑架了电影名流
 灵犬找到踪迹，陌生人被救回
 
 医生终于拜倒性感俏护士裙下
 男孩变同志，女孩留不住
 运动员离开他怀孕的杂志裸模女友
 所有人都被杀害使你十分兴奋
 
 你爱上了我，我爱上了他
 他爱上了她，但是她爱上了你
 故事就是如此发展
 你期骗了我，我欺骗了他
 他欺骗了她，然后我们欺骗了你们
 故事就是如此发展
 
 观看第一集、第二集
 如果你没什么其他事情可做
 观看第三集、第四集
 因为你坚持要多看一点
 观看第五集、第六集
 爱啊恨啊还有那些下流的把戏
 观看第七集、第八集
 不要接电话、连约会也取消
 
 你爱上了我，我爱上了他
 他爱上了她，但是她爱上了你
 故事就是如此发展
 你期骗了我，我欺骗了他
 他欺骗了她，然后我们欺骗了你们
 故事就是如此发展
 故事就是如此发展
 故事就是如此发展