作曲 : Brian D'Addario/Michael D'Addario Teachin’ at the school Feeling like a fool Tell me what did I do wrong Everybody used to love my songs but now I’m just a teacher mom What a big mistake, my taking in an ape Killed my rock and rollin’ dreams The boy belongs in big tall trees and me, well I belong in MSG Maybe I’ll play rock, and that’ll pay a lot Wake up the kid! Good morning, it’s breakfast! I know how you like your bananas. Quit with the screeching! School’s in an hour! While my dreams are dying, you’ll be multiplying. You’re gonna like your new school. Shane he doesn’t know that very long ago when Dad and I were still quite thin Oh, we came upon a baby chimp, decided that we’d take it in Forgetting all our dreams we took him and it seemed we had a little family For 700 bucks a week I teach and it pays for all the food Shane eats And he eats a lot! Maybe I’ll play rock, and that’ll pay a lot. Wake up the kid! Good morning, it’s breakfast! I know how you like your bananas. Quit with the screeching! School’s in an hour! While my dreams are dying, you’ll be multiplying. You’re gonna like your new school. Well it could’ve been me up on the stage! It could’ve been me, if it weren’t for the chimp in the cage Well it could’ve been me up on the stage! It could’ve been me, if it weren’t for the chimp in the cage Well it could’ve been me up on the stage! It could’ve been me