Well I’m sittin’in a border palace

Suckin’on Dos Equis beer

Yeah suckin’with Greasy Alice

Suckin’on Dos Equis beer

An I want to be in Los Angeles

But it’s bad enough,Goddamnit

Down here

And I can feel my skinny body

Slip like a knife into her perfume

Yeah I can feel my skinny body

Stab the walls of her naked room

An there just ain’t enough of that tight-white-cotton

To hide her evil from my boom

An I can hear her red mouth whisper

Leak-in from down the hall

Yeah,I can feel her dry hips blister

Rubbin’noises against the wall

Then like a scream she says she wants it “tough”

An suddenly I got nobody ,but that’s enough

Cause I ’m sittin’in a border place

Suckin’on Dos Equis beer

Ahhh suckin’with Greasy Alice

Yeah suckin’with Greasy Alice

An I want to be in Los Angeles

But it’s bad enough,Goddamnit

Goddamnit

Goddamnit

Down here