[00:16.80]Let me tell you something you don't seem to understand
[00:22.41]I don't really care about your crappy local band.
[00:28.32]Don't you tell me I can't tell you what to do
[00:31.34]I can, on the whole,
[00:34.30]'Cause I work for a magazine
[00:37.31]And I wrote a book about rock and roll
[00:40.18]I wrote a book about rock and roll
[00:43.15]I wrote a book about rock and roll
[00:45.93]I think rock and roll is wonderful
[00:48.65]And I wrote a book about rock and roll
[00:52.24]I know words like "sobriquet," "malaise" and "plutocrat."
[00:57.72]And I compare the Shaggs to Wittgenstein--
[01:01.47]How cool is that?
[01:03.70]Oh, you don't? I didn't think you would.
[01:06.61]Aren't my references out of control? Sometimes I even stump myself,
[01:12.54]But it's all in my book about rock and roll.
[01:15.73]I wrote a book about rock and roll
[01:18.70]I wrote a book about rock and roll
[01:21.60]Rock and roll is in my soul
[01:24.49]So I wrote a book about rock and roll
[01:27.79]Hey yeah yeah, rock and roll
[01:43.72]If you start doubting me
[01:46.46]There's something you should see
[01:49.56]Take a look at these
[01:52.57]Thousands of CDs
[01:55.38]No one has more than me
[01:58.76]And I got all of them for free
[02:03.30]Hey, thanks for the free CD, I can sell it at the store down the block
[02:09.24]And don't be surprised if I say "kiss my ass"
[02:12.40]That's how rock and rollers talk (like me)
[02:15.25]But you better treat me right
[02:18.52]'Cause I'm mean and powerful
[02:20.94]But you'll never be a reference in
[02:23.78]My next book about rock and roll
[02:27.01]I wrote a book about rock and roll
[02:29.92]I wrote a book about rock and roll
[02:32.88]Rock and roll is wonderful
[02:35.54]So I wrote a book about rock and roll
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