Oh god how fun to be the one, I'm so sad to say
You're nice and all, but you're too tall, I have to go now
It always happens to me, always always
they feel attracted to me, shorty
always always always, they say
If you go, I go with you
If you stay, I'll wait
If you don't know, I consider this a date
I stayed and she waited for me, no chance to get away
I tried to think, another drink, might help me
It always happens to me, always always
They feel attracted to me, shorty
Always always always, they say
If you go, I go with you
If you stay, I'll wait
If you don't know, I consider this a date
Stuck in the bar, I couldn't get far, she was still there smiling
"It's not me being tall, it's you, you're small, I like that"
It always happens to me, always always
They feel attracted to me, shorty
Always always always, they say
If you go, I go with you
If you stay, I'll wait
If you don't know, I consider this a date