作词 : Kupferberg
Who can kill a general in his bed?
Overthrow dictators if they're Red?
Fucking-a man!
(Fucking-A! C-I-A!)
CIA Man!
Who can find a counter-agent quick?
Especially the ones, themselves, of it?
Fucking-a man!
(Fucking-A! C-I-A!)
CIA Man!
Who can plan a riot in Vietnam?
Who can have the troops restore the calm?
Fucking-a man!
(Fucking-A! C-I-A!)
CIA Man!
Who can buy a government so cheap?
Who can  cabinet without a squeak?
Fucking-a man!
(Fucking-A! C-I-A!)
CIA Man!
Who can get a budget that's so great?
Who will be the 51st state?
Fucking-a man!
(Fucking-A! C-I-A!)
CIA Man!
Who has got the secret-est Service?
The one that makes the other service nervous?
Fucking-a man!
(Fucking-A! C-I-A!)
CIA Man!
Who can cypher anything with zeros?
Not well known, but simply worth the heroes.
Fucking-a man!
(Fucking-A! C-I-A!)
CIA Man!
Who can take the sugar from its sack
Pour in LSD and put it back?
Fucking-a man!
(Fucking-A! C-I-A!)
CIA Man!
Who can squash republics like bananas?
If  they do not like their social manners?
Fucking-a man!
(Fucking-A! C-I-A!)
CIA Man!
Who can train guerrillas by the dozens?
Send them out to kill their untrained cousins?
Fucking-a man!
(Fucking-A! C-I-A!)
CIA Man!
Who's the agency well-known to God?
The one that copped his staff and copped his rod?
Fucking-a man! CIA Man!
Fucking-a man! CIA Man!
CIA Man! CIA Man!
CIA Man! CIA Man!
CIA Man!
C I A