作词 : Davidson, Ellis, Warren
Went to the fish shop (babopbedop) 
Went to the chip shop (babopbedop) 
Went to the burger shop (babopbedop) 
Didn't have the right stuff 
Hey hey I want 
Chinese Takeaway 
Hey Hey, woo woo woo 
Went to the places 
Didn't see their faces 
No Television, 
No Competition 
Hey hey I want 
Chinese Takeaway 
Hey Hey, woo woo woo 
Now I'm in the right shop (babopbedop) 
To stop my hunger (babopbedop) 
Can't make my mind up (babopbedop) 
I'll just pick a number (boopboop) 
Hey hey I ordered 
Chinese Takeaway 
Hey Hey, woo woo woo