[00:00.00] 作曲 : Lehrer
[00:07.000]When you attend a funeral,
[00:10.000]It is sad to think that sooner or
[00:13.000]Later those you love will do the same for you.
[00:19.000]And you may have thought it tragic,
[00:22.000]Not to mention other adjec-
[00:24.000]Tives, to think of all the weeping they will do.
[00:27.000]But don't you worry.
[00:29.000]No more ashes, no more sackcloth.
[00:31.000]And an armband made of black cloth
[00:33.000]Will some day never more adorn a sleeve.
[00:38.000]For if the bomb that drops on you
[00:41.000]Gets your friends and neighbors too,
[00:46.000]There'll be nobody left behind to grieve.
[00:50.000]And we will all go together when we go.
[00:55.000]What a comforting fact that is to know.
[00:59.000]Universal bereavement,
[01:01.000]An inspiring achievement,
[01:03.000]Yes, we all will go together when we go.
[01:07.000]We will all go together when we go.
[01:11.000]All suffuse with an incandescent glow.
[01:15.000]No one will have the endurance
[01:18.000]To collect on his insurance,
[01:20.000]Lloyd's of london will be loaded when they go.
[01:24.000]Oh we will all fry together when we fry.
[01:28.000]We'll be french fried potatoes by and by.
[01:32.000]There will be no more misery
[01:34.000]When the world is our rotisserie,
[01:36.000]Yes, we will all fry together when we fry.
[01:40.000]Down by the old maelstrom,
[01:47.000]There'll be a storm before the calm.
[01:53.000]And we will all bake together when we bake.
[01:58.000]There'll be nobody present at the wake.
[02:02.000]With complete participation
[02:04.000]In that grand incineration,
[02:06.000]Nearly three billion hunks of well-done steak.
[02:10.000]Oh we will all char together when we char.
[02:14.000]And let there be no moaning of the bar.
[02:18.000]Just sing out a te deum
[02:20.000]When you see that i.c.b.m.,
[02:23.000]And the party will be "come as you are."
[02:27.000]Oh we will all burn together when we burn.
[02:30.000]There'll be no need to stand and wait your turn.
[02:35.000]When it's time for the fallout
[02:37.000]And saint peter calls us all out,
[02:39.000]We'll just drop our agendas and adjourn.
[02:44.000]You will all go directly to your respective valhallas.
[02:49.000]Go directly, do not pass go, do not collect two hundred dolla's.
[02:55.000]And we will all go together when we go.
[03:00.000]Ev'ry hottenhot and ev'ry eskimo.
[03:04.000]When the air becomes uranious,
[03:08.000]And we will all go simultaneous.
[03:11.000]Yes we all will go together
[03:13.000]When we all go together,
[03:15.000]Yes we all will go together when we go.