[00:00.00] 作曲 : Lehrer [00:07.000]When you attend a funeral, [00:10.000]It is sad to think that sooner or [00:13.000]Later those you love will do the same for you. [00:19.000]And you may have thought it tragic, [00:22.000]Not to mention other adjec- [00:24.000]Tives, to think of all the weeping they will do. [00:27.000]But don't you worry. [00:29.000]No more ashes, no more sackcloth. [00:31.000]And an armband made of black cloth [00:33.000]Will some day never more adorn a sleeve. [00:38.000]For if the bomb that drops on you [00:41.000]Gets your friends and neighbors too, [00:46.000]There'll be nobody left behind to grieve. [00:50.000]And we will all go together when we go. [00:55.000]What a comforting fact that is to know. [00:59.000]Universal bereavement, [01:01.000]An inspiring achievement, [01:03.000]Yes, we all will go together when we go. [01:07.000]We will all go together when we go. [01:11.000]All suffuse with an incandescent glow. [01:15.000]No one will have the endurance [01:18.000]To collect on his insurance, [01:20.000]Lloyd's of london will be loaded when they go. [01:24.000]Oh we will all fry together when we fry. [01:28.000]We'll be french fried potatoes by and by. [01:32.000]There will be no more misery [01:34.000]When the world is our rotisserie, [01:36.000]Yes, we will all fry together when we fry. [01:40.000]Down by the old maelstrom, [01:47.000]There'll be a storm before the calm. [01:53.000]And we will all bake together when we bake. [01:58.000]There'll be nobody present at the wake. [02:02.000]With complete participation [02:04.000]In that grand incineration, [02:06.000]Nearly three billion hunks of well-done steak. [02:10.000]Oh we will all char together when we char. [02:14.000]And let there be no moaning of the bar. [02:18.000]Just sing out a te deum [02:20.000]When you see that i.c.b.m., [02:23.000]And the party will be "come as you are." [02:27.000]Oh we will all burn together when we burn. [02:30.000]There'll be no need to stand and wait your turn. [02:35.000]When it's time for the fallout [02:37.000]And saint peter calls us all out, [02:39.000]We'll just drop our agendas and adjourn. [02:44.000]You will all go directly to your respective valhallas. [02:49.000]Go directly, do not pass go, do not collect two hundred dolla's. [02:55.000]And we will all go together when we go. [03:00.000]Ev'ry hottenhot and ev'ry eskimo. [03:04.000]When the air becomes uranious, [03:08.000]And we will all go simultaneous. [03:11.000]Yes we all will go together [03:13.000]When we all go together, [03:15.000]Yes we all will go together when we go.