作曲 : Roche
(Words & Music by Margaret A Roche) 
Do I wanna be a dog? any diddlin' male would do if 
I was a damned old dog 
I wouldn't be fussy for you 
Do I wanna be a housebroken dog eat better than an 
Indian I don't wanna be a damned old dog 
I just wanna lick your chin again 
I thought that 
I could convince you 
I thought that 
I could get through chew out a hole in the fence you barked up between me and you 
Limpin' around in the moonlight coverin' up what 
I did words decompose all around me nuisances 
I committed 
Do I wanna be a dog cut the heat out of me if 
I was a damned old dog 
I wouldn't have to goddamn human be