I reflect on my reflection
and I ask myself the question

What's the right direction, to go

I don't know

Am I a man or am I a muppet
(am I a muppet)

If I'm a muppet then im a very manly muppet
(a very manly muppet)
Am I a muppet (muppet) or am I a man (am I a man)

If I'm a man that makes me a muppet of a man
(a muppet of a man)

I look into these eyes

and I don't recognize

The one I see insi-i-i-ide
It's time for me to decide

Am I a man or am I a muppet
(am I a muppet)

If I'm a muppet, well im a very manly muppet
(a very manly muppet)
Am I a muppet (muppet) or am I a man (am I a man)

If I'm a man that makes me a muppet of a man
(a muppet of a man)

Here I go again
I'm always running out of time
I think I've made up my mind

Now I understand, who I am

I'm A Man!
I'm A Muppet!

I'm a Muppet of a man
I'm a very manly Muppet

I'm a Muppety Man
That's what I am