[00:03.13]There's Bourbon in the bathtub, eyelashes in the sink
[00:07.97]I'm trying not to throw up on my thrift store mink
[00:12.02]There's someone on my pillow who says he works on tech
[00:15.95]I beat him at Nintendo, who knows what happens next
[00:20.14]I know, I know, I know, I know
[00:22.30]This is looking like a **** show
[00:24.38]And I'm not gonna try to say
[00:26.16]That it isn't what it is though
[00:28.26]Don't cry about it, baby
[00:30.05]Don't be so uptight
[00:32.11]And I defense it all
[00:33.74]Looked so damn glamorous last night
[00:36.09]Where is my purse?
[00:38.28]Who's this person in my phone?
[00:40.41]I'm pretty sure
[00:42.25]I'm the worst at self-control
[00:44.39]Sometimes it hurts
[00:46.50]Living so rock 'n' roll
[00:48.48]But it could be worse
[00:50.34]I could be responsible
[00:54.11]I should be with Amy 'cause she's just so adult
[00:58.13]She washes off her make-up and her voicemail isn't full
[01:02.04]And if I called her up right now to save me from this mess
[01:06.21]She'd probably come and get me, but I don't know the address
[01:10.14]And I know, I know, I know, I know
[01:12.17]This is looking like a **** show
[01:14.38]And I'm not gonna try to say
[01:16.06]That it isn't what it is though
[01:18.21]Don't cry about it, baby
[01:20.19]Don't be so uptight
[01:22.14]And I defense it all
[01:23.57]Looked so damn glamorous last night
[01:26.07]Where is my purse?
[01:28.36]Who's this person in my phone?
[01:30.34]I'm pretty sure
[01:32.33]I'm the worst at self-control
[01:34.40]Sometimes it hurts
[01:36.50]Living so rock 'n' roll
[01:38.49]But it could be worse
[01:40.32]I could be responsible
[01:42.57]Sir, that ticket
[01:44.11]I swear it's in the mail
[01:45.93]But if not, how will I send it
[01:48.00]If you take me to jail?
[01:51.94]And I know, I know, I know, I know
[01:54.14]This is looking like a **** show
[01:56.30]And I'm not gonna try to say
[01:58.11]That it isn't what it is though
[02:00.25]Don't cry about it, baby
[02:02.05]Don't be so uptight
[02:04.12]And I defense it all
[02:05.68]Looked so damn glamorous last night
[02:08.08]Where is my purse?
[02:10.48]Who's this person in my phone?
[02:12.48]I'm pretty sure
[02:14.33]I'm the worst at self-control
[02:16.46]Sometimes it hurts
[02:18.48]Living so rock 'n' roll
[02:20.46]But it could be worse
[02:22.42]I could be responsible
[02:24.49]I, I, I, I could be responsible
[02:28.68]I, I, I, I could be responsible
[02:32.55]I, I, I, I could be responsible
[02:36.58]I, I, I, I could be responsible