作词 : Lewis, Vanity Six
Brenda, how are we gonna get 2 the party? 
Call up Jimmy, he's got a car
And what if a girl answers? 
Hang up
Hang up nothin', Jimmy says I was his girl 
Honey, don't U know everyone's Jimmy's girl?
Brenda, I know better than anybody 
Well, if a girl answers, don't hang up, just talk about her
Yes
Hello, this is Vanity
Is Jimmy home?
Yes, but he's taking a shower
Oh, I see 
Did he just take out the trash?
No, that's somethin' he use 2 do 
Now he's taking out me
Oh, I see 
Well, tell 'em he left his pants over here last night
That's OK, U keep 'em
He won't be needin' 'em 2 night
Oh, what's the matter 
Is he going swimming?
Why no, we was gonna go 
But he said he did that last night
Well sugar, I know about a great party 
Why don't U bring us your car?
So sorry baby, but I never go 2 singles' bars
Singles? Is that what U think? 
Tramp, I'm datin' your dad
Oh, he died about 7 years back 
Now ain't that just 2 bad?
Well, that's how we like 'em - tall, stiff and ready 
That's positively more than I can say 4 dead Jimmy
That's because he was swallowin' vitamin E 
Now he's swallowin' me
Oh, U mean U were swallowin' him 
Why don't U just tie a mattress 2 your back?
I'm gonna need it cuz if I ever see your face 
I'm gonna fall and have a heart attack
All that's gonna fall is the wig off your head 
Now what U think about that?
I think I'd rather wear a wig 
Than run a motel 4 roaches, ants and lice 
Dogs and cats in my hat
Hey, that's goin' 2 far 
Here, give me the phone 
Hey tramp, take a bath in puke 
What's more, U can kiss where the sun don't shine 
If that don't work, we can duke 
U see, the only kinda man that would play with U 
Is one that plays with himself 
None of my friends could stand the sight of U 
Much less the smell 
And if I weren't a lady, I'd take my money 
And buy U a brand new face 
Then I'd take my underwear and stick it in your mouth 
And U'd love it cuz U got no taste 
And if that don't work, call back your dead daddy 
And show him what U look like now 
Honey, I'd bet he never come back 
Cuz U one ugly cow (Ooh-wee) 
Girl, U tell your boyfriend Jimmy he can go and get hit by a car 
Cuz as far as I see it, he can't afford 2 bite the beat of this star 
There's 2 things we can't stand 
One's a jive talk man 
The other's a jive talk man with no money 
Can U dig it?
Click
If a girl answers, don't hang up {x4} 
Don't hang up {x8} 
If a girl answers, don't hang up, don't hang up {x2} 
Don't hang up {repeat 2 fade}