Today I don't feel like doin' anything
I just want to lay in my bed
don't feel like picking up my phone
so leave a message at the tone
cause today I swear I'm not doin anything

I'm gonna kick my feet up and stare at the fan
Turn the tv on throw my hands in my pants
nobody will tell me I can't
I'll be lounging on the couch just chillin in my snuggie
click to mtv so they can teach me how to dougie
because in the castle I'm the freckin' man

oooh yes I said it
I said it
I said it cause I can
today I don't feel like doing anything
I just want to lay in my bed
don't feel like picking up my phone
so leave a message at the tone
cause I swear I'm not doing anything
nothing at all
Wuuuuho wuho hooo
nothing at all
Wuuuuho wuho hoooo

tomorrow I'll wake up do some p90x find a real nice girl
have some really nice sex
and she's gonna scream out this is great
(oh this is great)
yeeah I might mess around and get my college degree
I beat my old man will be so proud of me
but sorry pops you'll just have to wait