作词 : Davies, Yankovic
I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah
 where it bubbles all the time
 like a giant carbonated soda,
 S O D A, soda
 I saw the little runt sitting there on a log
 I asked him his name
 and in a raspy voice he said Yoda,
 Y O D A, Yoda,
 Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
 
 Well, I've been around but I ain't never seen
 a guy who looks like a Muppet
 but he's wrinkled and green,
 Oh my Yoda,
 Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
 Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand
 how he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand
 oh my Yoda
 Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
 Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
 
 Well, I left home just a week before,
 and I'd never ever been a Jedi before
 but Obi-Wan he set me straight of course,
 He said, "Go to Yoda and he'll show you the Force"
 Well, I'm not the kind that'll argue with Ben
 So it looks I'm gonna start all over again
 with my Yoda,
 Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
 Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
 Yoda,
 Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
 Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
 
 So I used the force,
 I picked up a box,
 I lifted some rocks,
 While I stood on my head,
 Well I won't forget what Yoda said
 He said "Luke, stay away from the darker side,
 and if you start to go astray let the Force be your guide"
 Oh my Yoda,
 Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
 "I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed
 But, remember if you kill him then you'll be unemployed"
 Oh my Yoda,
 Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
 Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess
 so I'm gonna have to leave Yoda, I guess
 But I know that I'll be coming back some day
 I'll be playing this part till I'm old and gray
 The Long-term contract I hadda sign
 says I'll be making these movies till the end of time
 with my Yoda
 Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
 Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
 Yoda
 Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda