[00:00.00] 作词 : Jackson, Yankovic
[00:17.84]Your butt is wide, well mine is too
[00:22.02]Just watch your mouth or i'll sit on you
[00:26.00]The word is out, better treat me right
[00:30.08]'cause i'm the king of cellulite
[00:33.48]Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right
[00:42.34]My zippers bust, my buckles break
[00:46.57]I'm too much man for you to take
[00:50.45]The pavement cracks when i fall down
[00:54.78]I've got more chins than chinatown
[00:58.71]Well, i've never used a phone booth
[01:00.95]And i've never seen my toes
[01:02.89]When i'm goin' to the movies
[01:04.98]I take up seven rows
[01:06.52]Because i'm fat, i'm fat, come on
[01:09.21](fat, fat, really really fat)
[01:10.75]You know i'm fat, i'm fat, you know it
[01:13.79](fat, fat, really really fat)
[01:14.83]You know i'm fat, i'm fat, come on you know
[01:18.47](fat, fat, really really fat)
[01:19.06]Don'tcha call me pudgy, portly or stout
[01:21.50]Just now tell me once again who's fat
[01:31.54]When i walk out to get my mail
[01:35.62]It measures on the richter scale
[01:39.70]Down at the beach i'm a lucky man
[01:43.73]I'm the only one who gets a tan
[01:47.86]If i have one more pie a la mode
[01:51.90]I'm gonna need my own zip code
[01:56.03]When you're only having seconds
[01:58.02]I'm having twenty-thirds
[02:00.02]When i go to get my shoes shined
[02:02.26]I gotta take their word
[02:03.70]Because i'm fat, i'm fat, sha mone
[02:06.64](fat, fat, really really fat)
[02:07.75]You know i'm fat, i'm fat, you know it
[02:10.73](fat, fat, really really fat)
[02:11.93]You know i'm fat, i'm fat, you know it you know
[02:15.76](fat, fat, really really fat)
[02:16.46]And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds
[02:18.41]Lemme tell you once again who's fat
[02:36.97]If you see me comin' your way
[02:38.86]Better give me plenty space
[02:40.85]If i tell you that i'm hungry
[02:42.75]Then won't you feed my face
[02:44.49]Because i'm fat, i'm fat, come on
[02:48.01](fat, fat, really really fat)
[02:49.21]You know i'm fat, i'm fat, you know it
[02:52.39](fat, fat, really really fat)
[02:53.29]You know i'm fat, i'm fat, you know it, you know
[02:57.37](fat, fat, really really fat)
[02:58.45]Woo woo woo, when i sit around the house
[02:59.51]I really sit around the house
[03:01.45]You know i'm fat, i'm fat, come on
[03:04.38](fat, fat, really really fat)
[03:05.68]You know i'm fat, i'm fat, you know it, you know it
[03:10.10](fat, fat, really really fat)
[03:11.15]You know, you know, you know, come on
[03:14.17](fat, fat, really really fat)
[03:16.41]Lemme tell you once again
[03:18.05]You know i'm huge, i'm fat, you know it
[03:21.29](fat, fat, really really fat)
[03:22.13]You know i'm fat, you know, hoo
[03:24.82](fat, fat, really really fat)
[03:26.12]You know i'm fat, i'm fat, you know it, you know
[03:30.25](fat, fat, really really fat)
[03:30.74]And the whole world knows i'm fat and i'm proud
[03:32.57]Just tell me once again who's fat