[00:00.00] 作曲 : Henderson+Seriki+Salinas
[00:01.00] 作词 : Henderson+Seriki+Salinas
[00:03.41]Yankovic-White & Nerdy Lyrics
[00:06.99]They see me mowin'
[00:08.47]My front lawn
[00:10.63]I know they're all thinking
[00:12.40]I'm so White N' nerdy
[00:14.21]Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
[00:15.98]Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
[00:16.97]Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy
[00:18.44]Look at me I'm white n' nerdy!
[00:20.18]I wanna roll with-
[00:21.84]The gangsters
[00:23.73]But so far they all think
[00:25.95]I'm too white n' nerdy
[00:27.27]Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
[00:28.53]Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
[00:29.92]I'm just too white n' nerdy
[00:31.86]We really white n' nerdy
[00:33.76]First in my class here at M.I.T.
[00:34.86]Got skills I'm a
[00:35.55]Champion of DND
[00:36.16]MC Escher that's
[00:36.99]My favorite MC
[00:37.66]Keep your 40
[00:38.62]I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
[00:39.63]My rims never spin to the contrary
[00:42.03]You'll find they're quite stationary
[00:42.86]All of my action figures are cherry
[00:44.81]I got Stephen Hawking in my library
[00:46.58]My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
[00:47.94]I got people begging for my top 8 spaces
[00:50.10]Yo I got Pi out to a thousand places
[00:51.54]Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces
[00:53.15]I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
[00:55.11]I'm a whiz at minesweeper I can play for days
[00:56.79]Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed, my fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze
[01:00.20]There's no killer rap I haven't run
[01:01.49]A past gal well I'm number 1
[01:03.20]I play with calculus just for fun
[01:04.79]I ain't got a get but I gotta soldering gun
[01:06.56]Happy Days is my favorite theme song
[01:08.45]I can sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
[01:09.98]I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
[01:11.55]I'm fluent in Java Script as well as Klingon
[01:14.45]They see me roll on, my Segway!
[01:17.00]I know in my heart they think I'm
[01:20.09]white n' nerdy!
[01:20.96]Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
[01:22.04]Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
[01:23.85]Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy
[01:25.55]Look at me I'm white n' nerdy
[01:27.02]I'd like to roll with-
[01:28.56]The gangsters
[01:30.42]Although it's apparent I'm too
[01:33.36]White n' nerdy
[01:34.32]Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
[01:35.46]I'm just too white n' nerdy
[01:36.84]How'd I get so white n' nerdy?
[01:41.12]I've been browsing, inspectin'
[01:42.12]X-men comics you know I collect 'em
[01:43.50]The pens in my pocket
[01:44.34]I must protect 'em
[01:45.05]all my ergonomic keyboard
[01:46.17]Shopping online for deals on some writable media
[01:49.38]I edit Wikipedia
[01:49.94]I memorized the Holy Grail
[01:51.52]Really well
[01:51.91]I can recite it right now have you
[01:52.99]ROTFLOL
[01:54.92]I got a business doing websites
[01:55.52]When my friends need some code who do they call?
[01:56.74]I do HTML do for them all
[01:57.94]Even make a homepage for my dog!
[02:00.26]Got myself a fanny pack
[02:01.45]they were having a sale down at the GAP
[02:03.44]Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
[02:05.20]POP POP! Hope no one sees me get freaky!
[02:07.72]I'm nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour cream
[02:10.76]I was in AV club and Glee club and even the chess team!
[02:14.36]Only question I ever thought was hard
[02:15.56]Was do I like Kirk or do I like Piccard?
[02:16.94]I spend every weekend
[02:18.41]at the Renaissance Faire
[02:19.52]I got my name on my underwear!
[02:21.35]They see me strollin'
[02:22.49]They laughin'
[02:24.17]And rollin' their eyes 'cause
[02:26.91]I'm so white n' nerdy
[02:27.83]Just because I'm white n' nerdy
[02:29.22]Just because I'm white n' nerdy
[02:30.71]All because I'm white n' nerdy
[02:32.46]Holy cow I'm white n' nerdy
[02:34.11]I wanna bowl with-
[02:35.79]the gangsters
[02:37.38]but oh well it's obvious I'