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[00:10.52]Once there was this kid who
[00:15.55]Took a trip to Singapore
[00:17.69]And brought along his spraypaint
[00:20.38]And when he finally came back
[00:25.67]He had cane marks all over his bottom
[00:34.28]He said that it was from when
[00:36.87]The warden whacked it so hard
[00:43.24]Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm
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[00:53.31]Once there was this girl who
[00:58.33]Swore that one day she would be
[01:00.77]A figure skating champion
[01:03.31]And when she finally made it
[01:08.38]She saw some other girl who was better
[01:17.19]So she hired some guy
[01:19.43]To club her in the knee cap
[01:26.01]Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm
[01:28.50]Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm
[01:36.08]Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm
[01:38.62]Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm
[01:46.73]They got paid for their sound-bites
[01:51.83]And sold their
[01:53.62]TV movie rights
[02:00.04]And then there was this guy who
[02:05.13]Made his wife so mad one night
[02:07.42]That she cut off his weiner
[02:09.86]And when he finally came to
[02:15.19]He found that
[02:18.45]little Mr. Happy was missing
[02:24.14]He couldn't quite explain
[02:25.93]It had always just been there
[02:32.85]Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm
[02:35.39]Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm
[02:42.90]Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm
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