作曲 : 乔阿呸
作词 : 乔阿呸
**** Egg I dreamt about you many times and asked my mum about you how you've been doing.
屎蛋,我无数次做梦做到你于是问起妈妈你的情况,
She said oh noo no no no y  es you've been missing. 
哦不,她说,是的,你已经丢失了.
**** Egg I still remember the day I found you and brought you home. 
屎蛋,我仍旧记得那天我发现你并把你带回家,
You loved running crazily in circles and would be annoyed when I put the sticker on you head. 
你是那么喜欢疯狂地绕着圈跑,当我把粘纸贴在你的头上你又会很生气.
I even wonder if you realized you were a cat,not a dog.
我甚至怀疑你有没有意识到自己是只猫,而不是一只狗.
That made me laugh a lot Sometimes.
这让我好几次大笑不止.
**** Egg,you were not the kind of cat I ever wanted to keep.
屎蛋,你从来都不是那种我想要养的猫.
You always had such weird looks on your face. 
你的脸上经常挂着奇怪的表情.
**** Egg,you tried every trick you knew just to catch my attention to play with you. 
屎蛋,你为了引起我的注意让我和你玩耍尽了各种花招,
But you know you make everything in a mess oh no,you don't know
但你知道你把一切都搞得一团糟吗?哦不,你不知道.
I realized you were always my good company my friend my family, 
慢慢我意识到你是我的好陪伴,我的好朋友,我的亲人,
the longer I spent time with you I would love you more.
和你待在一起越久我就会越喜欢你.
Ohohohohoh ooooo Ohohohohoh
哦~~
**** Egg~~~Ohhh 
屎蛋~~~哦~~~
Oh where's my **** Egg,lalalala
哦~~~~你在哪里屎蛋?
Lalalalala,
You are always my **** Egg,
你是我永远的屎蛋.