作词 : Moulding
 I'm standing, standing in for Joe
 
 Joe called round to ask me, Would I do a favour?
 While he's gonna be out of town
 He says his girl needs company, she gets so restless
 Would I keep her safe and sound?
 Softly, softly in the night
 Why, you can guess the rest...
 Now these shoes fit all too well
 Standing in for Joe
 Standing in for Joe
 I'm standing - in for Joe
 
 Joe said we've been friends so long
 That I would be the one he would trust with his life
 And now those words roll 'round my brain
 As darkness falls, as I turn out his bedroom light
 Who could resist her tender charms?
 So the story goes...
 This actor he plays all the parts
 Standing in for Joe
 Standing in for Joe
 I'm standing - in for Joe
 
 Love is like a river,
 You cannot stop its flow... Mmm hmm
 
 Joe called round to ask me, Would I do a favour?
 While he's gonna be out of town
 He says his girl needs company, she gets so restless
 Would I check that she's safe and sound?
 Softly, softly in the night
 Why, you can guess the rest...
 Now these shoes fit all too well
 Standing in for Joe
 I'm standing in for Joe - Oh yeah
 I'm standing in for Joe - Keep his sweetheart company, yeah
 Standing in for Joe - Just standing in for Joe, yeah
 Standing in for Joe - Until he gets back home, yeah
 Standing in for Joe - Gonna keep her insane, yeah
 Standing in for Joe - Gonna keep her safe and sound, yeah
 Standing in for Joe - Keep his sweetheart company, yeah
 Standing in for Joe - Almost full time, which is nice, yeah
 Standing in for Joe - Because she gets so restless
 Standing in for Joe - Always so restless
 Standing in for Joe - Keep his sweetheart company, yeah
 Standing in for Joe - Gonna keep her safe and sound, yeah
 Standing in for Joe - I'm standing in for Joe, yeah...