Went down to the wedding hall
My best friend was gettin' hitched
All the girls were dressed to the nines
Man I was gettin' the itch
The Joint was jumpin',
The band was rockin'
Even the ugly ones looked good
Could've been the romance
Or The cheap champagne
Oh man, I was goin' insane
Got a hot shot
Gotta unload
Hot shotGonna explode
Hot shotGotta confess
Oh, baby, gonna be a mess
The band started playin' one of those
Cry your eyes out wedding songs
This was my chance, looking to dance
Weel, it didn't take long
She was slip-sliding up and down on me
Felt like a stripper pole
Blue satin dress, gotta confess
Oh, man, I was gonna blow
Got a hot shot
Gotta unload
Hot shotGonna explode
Hot shotGotta confess
Gonna be a mess
Oh, baby, on your party dress
Got a hot shot
Baby, don't say no
Hot shotDon't wanna do it alone
Hot shotGonna be a mess
Don't wanna have to do it by myself
Pretty maids all in a row
One of them gave me the eye
Said "Hello, how you doAnd will you be my bride?"
She said: "Baby, now just slow downThis is all just a little too soonBaby, if ya want to skip a stepYou can take me right now on a honeymoonGot a hot shotGotta unloadHot shotGonna explodeHot shotGotta confessGonna be a messOh, baby, on your party dressGot a hot shotBaby, don't say noHot shotDon't wanna do it aloneHot shotGonna be a real soonOh, baby, on a honeymoon