It's more important to be edgy and sexy and cool
 Than anything else
 Oh my god, you're irritated
 That I'm just being myself (What!)
 I feel so defeated and sad
 Nobody ever listens to me (Huh!)
 Society is sick, we're all sick
 So I wrote this sick beat!
 The media has fictionalized my personal life
 I do drink, I'm 25!
 But you better not write about this
 I don't even wanna talk about it (Aaaahhh!!)
 You could lose a foot (Huh!)
 You could lose a hand (What!)
 I have heads in my freezer, all fans (Yeah!)
 I would go online and watch them for months and months
 Then I invited them over
 I LIKE TO CHOP UP...
 British Shorthair
 Scottish Fold
 Himalayan
 Exotic Shorthair
 Exotic Longhair
 Sphynx Cat
 Munchkin
 Siamese
 I'm like a serial dater, and everything's great
 Until they leave and I'm devastated
 I get crazy and obsessive
 And then I write songs to get revenge, 'cause I'm psychotic
 I don't trust technology
 I started screaming at my phone, STOP!
 I wake up, I have all these piles of dead cats all over the floor!
 (DEAD!)
 I will have a meltdown on the show!
 I have double-joined elbows, so...
 It's more important to be edgy and sexy and cool
 Than anything else
 Oh my god, you're irritated
 That I'm just being myself (What!)
 If you know my nightmare world
 You'd be terrified! (Huh!)
 Society is sick, we're all sick
 I'm just gonna die!
 I've been really trying to hard clearly
 I've been really overthinking this entire thing!
 I've been really trying to hard clearly!
 It's more important to be edgy and sexy and cool
 Than anything else
 Oh my god, you're irritated
 That I'm just being myself (What!)
 I feel so defeated and sad
 Nobody ever listens to me (Huh!)
 Society is sick, we're all sick
 So I wrote this sick beat!