[00:00.00]Emma phoned me at work at about half four
[00:19.31]It was funny I didn't speak to her anyway
[00:21.24]She's a ******* cow better than everybody
[00:24.51]Kinda speaking to her mates anyway like that
[00:27.63]Anyway we got into the time and she phones me up asked me what I'm doing tonight
[00:34.47]I was only gonna sit in and watch the telly as usual wonder where everyone else was
[00:38.91]So she says come round to rab's house and that we got some trips in
[00:47.51]So I say I'd go round about six
[00:49.43]I was about an hour late and I was knocking on the door and that and nobody answered
[00:53.63]And I thought oh ******* brilliant they are way out with litman and that
[00:56.04]They'll be way out on the town having a laugh
[00:58.31]So I walk back round the road cos I thought they were way out and I phoned
[01:03.59]Turns out they'd still been there but had been so out of it they couldn't even get to the door
[01:13.19]So I went back round
[01:15.75]Everybody was fine as usual and I got handed my half
[01:19.47]And I thought I'd take it kind as I'm working the next day I better not go to far
[01:22.87]But two hours later nothing is happening so I thought **** it I'll take the rest which I'd been warned about already
[01:35.43]Everyone was eh jumping about the room as usual
[01:40.15]sitting giggling
[01:41.15]having a laugh
[01:41.99]Then jeg came in his car and took us to the pub
[01:47.87]We told jeg he should be a ranker
[01:49.79]that was a ******* laugh
[01:53.55]He kept telling to calm down and that like he was like our mum and dad and that
[01:56.24]'cause we were acting like wayne's and that giggling and looking at the table and dropping our drinks all over the place
[02:07.51]We made it back his car
[02:09.55]jon finny .....................
[02:11.31]into the house then he said park it out and go home
[02:18.35]So malcom and I get back to the house
[02:21.15]And suddenly somebody's going on about rabner and he's still ******* there
[02:25.07]And he's waiting outside now and looks like he's in pain or something like that
[02:29.27]He had to go and pick up some of there stuff 'cause they'd used the other stuff for glastonbury the next week
[02:34.35]And somebody had said he had apparently took some and he was writhing about in pain outside
[02:39.27]So malcom and I walked out
[02:41.75]He's was walking along the edge of road on the grass and that
[02:43.91]With his ******* stomach held in his hands and screaming and that
[02:57.67]And then we lost him he disappeared into the park we didn't know where he was
[03:01.95]So malc and I were walking about and then we found him
[03:06.35]But we decided we better stay back a bit kind just in case he got a fright
[03:10.75]So we followed him up this path as thought that wasn't going to scare him anyway
[03:16.59]When we did find him he was there doubled up in pain ******* screaming his eyes out
[03:22.59]Groaning about how his stomach was knotted and that he shouldn't be taking it
[03:25.79]it was a stupid thing to do
[03:27.43]So he sitting there on the hill and that with malc and I on either side
[03:30.03]All we could do was sit giggle and look at the grass and take the piss out of him
[03:37.19]So we get him up on his feet and start walking him about and he says he's alright
[03:41.59]And we walked up to the garage and he's going on about his stomach
[03:44.67]Then he starts shouting about how we should get away from him before something happens
[03:48.59](get away get away)
[03:49.91]In case he ******* dies or something
[03:51.59]So he says he thought he was that ******* bad that's was going to happen and he dinne want us to be involved
[03:56.59](get away get away)
[03:58.83]He always looked out for everyone else
[04:00.35](get away get away)
[04:04.91]So we took him into the garage he wanted a bottle of irn bru
[04:07.55]He was ******* downing this bottle of irn bru talking about his ******* stomach and how he'd taken this to get it out of his system
[04:14.23]Talking about it's already in his bile
[04:16.11]he's desperately trying to make himself sick and he's screaming all over the ******* place
[04:20.59]And malc and I are still laughing we din care what he's up too
[04:23.54]He could have taken anything I dunno
[04:26.68]Maybe he .....
[04:27.43]on the way
[04:28.11]could have injected something
[04:30.63]Could have swallowed something nobody knows
[04:32.24]But he just stood there with this rotten ******* face
[04:35.11]It was all black and cut on the ride into town
[04:41.51]He's half feed his bottle of irn bru and he's been sick
[04:45.99]All over the ******* place..........
[04:48.63]Screaming all the ******* time about
[04:50.75]How it was all in the ******* bile and how he wanted to be sick
[04:53.47]He keeps ******* screaming
[04:57.99]Then he threw up
[11:08.83]So we walked on back to the house saturation made us swear
[11:11.51]We would tell nobody
[11:12.99]So he goes back to the house and he ******* tells everybody
[11:18.79]He sloaked himself in his room and started eating a bag of sugar
[11:22.34]Or something like that
[11:22.96]While everyone else was talking what a **** he was
[11:26.27]I ended at up at the park that night
[11:29.03]Sitting eating pringles with paula and watching the wildlife
[11:31.91]And the next day I went to work I was still out of my face
[11:34.39]I was pacing about on the stairs talking to myself
[11:36.72]And writing things and he walked in
[11:39.59]And stressed the point about making sure that no one would find out