[00:17.640]Who maddest one on the M1
[00:20.590]Who hasn't stopped sucking his thumb
[00:23.280]Who very straight and never grins
[00:26.030]Who cares what car he's driving in
[00:28.730]He is because he saw it on a commercial break
[00:30.730]And if he doesn't get what he wants then he gets a headache
[00:33.380]Because he needs it, wants it, almost, loves it
[00:36.790]He's here on his own, on globe alone, here on his own
[00:46.930]Who joined health club to glisten
[00:49.930]Into hi-fi precision
[00:52.680]Who mobile phone gives him the bone
[00:55.050]Who very keen on Sharon Stone
[00:58.090]He is because he saw it on a commercial break
[01:00.200]And if he doesn't get what he wants then he gets a headache
[01:02.750]Because he needs it, wants it, almost, loves it
[01:06.850]He's here on his own, all globe alone
[01:09.790]Here on his own, all globe alo-lo-lo-lo-lone
[01:19.160]And then he says
[01:35.930]Who eats at the new brasserie
[01:38.380]Who only ever gets merry
[01:41.070]Who wouldn't be seen at bedtime
[01:43.880]Without putting Calvin Kleins on
[01:46.610]He is because he saw it on a commercial break
[01:49.020]And if he doesn't get what he wants then gets a headache
[01:51.710]Because he needs it, wants it, almost, loves it
[01:56.110]He's here on his own, all globe alone
[01:58.410]Here on his own, all globe alone
[02:01.280]Here on his own